1 pm -- A burglar used a pry tool to break into a 2001 Dodge pickup truck.
6:30 pm -- A woman reported that someone used here Social Security number to open a cellular phone account.
8 pm -- A thief took a car cover off a red 1968 Ford Mustang and then fled.
10:30 am -- Two robbers approached a man and demanded his money. When the victim refused, the robbers dramatized their disappointment by kicking him about the head, torso and arms before fleeing.
11 pm -- A man was approached by a man who asked for change, then reached into the victim's pockets, grabbed his cellular phone and fled eastbound on 8th Street.
12:30 am -- A thief used an unknown tool to remove the hinges from the doors of a 2000 Jeep and then removed the doors.
9 am -- Sometime over night, a burglar entered an apartment by removing a screen on the kitchen window, removed items and then fled.
11:15 am -- Upset that she had received a parking ticket, a woman threatened a parking enforcement officer, saying "I'm gonna kick your butt."
11:30 pm -- A thief stole the passenger and driver's side doors of a 1992 Jeep.
6 am -- A man approached his roommate while he was showering and said, "Get out of the shower."
The above are extracted from real police reports. Only the names have been changed to protect our sanity.
